you nerd.

Edge (n): an “adult” from the 90’s;

on tumblr years before they banned tits;

loves all the plants, loathes all the humans.

triviallytrue:

haunthouse:

haunthouse:

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

marisatomay:

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life